Jax and Zoe say.

Talking about my parents being in the Philippines.

Zoe: How come when its morning in the Philippines it's night here?
Me: Because it's halfway around the world!
Jax: Like Mexico?
Me: No sweetie, Mexico isn't halfway around the world, It's like underneath Texas.
Jax: Like Canada?
Me: No, Canada isn't half way around the world either! LOL! (Jax is so cute.)